Come on now. Slip ups happen all the time. They happen to you. They happen to me. They happen to Kike Greenberg.

@FavreFAIL: I suppose most sports fans live vicariously through their heroes. I suppose the thought of Drew Brees going home and giving a victory blowjob is jarring to many.

@Gourmet Spud: Okay, I'm just gonna go back to bed now. Good show.

@Saberhagendaaz: Correction..$3,000 and neverending breadsticks.

Karen Carpenter died trying to look like Pam Tebow

What struck me about the Stovers, and what still strikes me, is how they didn't call attention to themselves.

This is nothing a free concert by the Black Eyed Peas can't fix.

Major Applewhite tried doing the same thing for his girlfriend , but his proposal message was interrupted by a year long video of Chris Simms masturbating.

This should be posted under the tag "Deadspin XY...wait no..Deadspin XX...Ok, ok, Deadspin XY"

Michael Brewer found the most painful way to become a redskin

I'm surprised Tennessee fans would take part in anything with "book" in it's name.

Instead, they basically attacked me, with Gary Coleman apparently climbing on a chair behind me to hit me over the head with a phone (twice).

"Come on, for chrissakes. Someone has to recognize me. I'm Rick Goddamned Reilly. I introduced Beer Pong to the masses. Maybe If I sneeze..."

Iverson told Matisyahu to leave, saying "I ain't tryin to buy no diamonds right now"

Jose Canseco, getting in touch with his inner "cowbell girl"

I've got an idea for a commercial/tv show. Jeff Dunham, but replace the puppets with the E-TRADE BABY!

So I have this huge foot fetish, and one time I had this girl back at my place. We were both hammered, and I asked if I could slather her feet in chocolate pudding. She said something..it was either yes or no, I wasn't listening at that point. I was already en route to the pudding. Then I came back to the sweetest…

Mark Ingram Sr. took his thumb out of the ass of his prison bitch, and just extended it towards the TV.

@Phintastic: Garrett Gilbert, what?

Word has it Texas is bringing in a wheelchair bound Artie Lange for the halftime pep-talk.