@Barry Petchesky: McCoy injury may make this one of the most boring title games ever.

@ProjectBadass: I would've hammered that pregnant ass. All you have left to do is to wait and find out if it was a Devil's Threesome.

This is nothing new. Kurt Warner got the security staff to ban Miroslav Satan from Cardinals games.

For some reason, this situation is infinitely funnier if you imagine the song Crittenton sang was "Love Shack"

@Karlifornia:

It sounds like he needs a car rental mentor:

What is all this gay nonsense? Mughelli is in a committed relationship with Renate Blauel, who is a woman.

George Michael would have raped both of them with a three-hole punch without ever making eye contact.

When Shaq suggested Arenas follow his plan and stick to Mexican Poker, Arenas said "Actually, my wife is multi-racial"

@MattinglysSideburns: +1

When asked why he was going to St. Louis, Holliday said, "Well, a hot and humid summer's going to be here before you know it, and everyone keeps telling me St. Louis has the best fans in America"

The only thing more depressing in Vegas right now is the Hooters Hotel.

"Fights!and/orBoobs!"

It looks like Zorn went into Great Clips and said "Make my head have as many right angles as humanly possible"

@Nothing Can Kill the Grimace...: At least no more OJs that wear #32

Congratulations, Hatey. You'll never have to pay for another drink on the internet ever again!

They should have created the levees in New Orleans out of whatever that blouse is made of.

It's not his fault the Twister spinner landed on "Left foot, Juarez"

@Phintastic: So, the old "candy in the pants" trick is more broadly known than Smear The Queer?

Fuck this guy. He could have at least offered us some Werther's Originals out of his shirt pocket.