Also did you just really say Aaron Sanchez can be a better pitcher than Syndergaard? He walks twice as many people as Syndergaard and strikes out less. Sorry to burst your bubble, but that's not a recipe for being better.

First of all, I’m not even a Jays fan. I wasn’t “excited” about Dickey. I could give a shit less who the Jays get in their trades.

Still can’t believe the dumbass Jays traded him (and Travis d’Arnaud plus others) for RA Dickey. Nothing like trading a guy who throws 99 for one who throws 81.

From an Eagles fan: It’s easier to just give up hope now that he’ll ever understand proper clock management.

Hey, come on. It wasn't JUST because of a text message. A homeless guy told the owner to pick him too...

See now there’s a good thought. Unlike in basketball, tanking in baseball actually does guarantee you the top draft pick if you finish with the worst record (as the Phillies did last year). Tankadelphia, baby!

I’m not trying to speak for the majority of Liberty Ballers commentators here, but I think more people are upset about the way Jerry Colangelo forced Hinkie out only to have his son slide into his position immediately. People are mad at the ownership because of this.

Nerlens Noel isn’t Steven Adams or Rudy Gobert, Michael Carter-Williams isn’t Giannis Antetokounmpo, Joel Embiid isn’t Aaron Gordon, Jahlil Okafor isn’t Kristaps Porzingis.

Hernandez picked upthree earned runs, the loss, and made history

At least they know how to spell the word “jabroni,” you jabroni.

They actually did put together some nice passing for a goal tonight, but it was called back on a terrible offsides call.

Bus Driver: “Okay we’re ready to go. Is everyone here?”

“I’m sorry if you were offended by my incorrect relation... That was also taken out of context...”

I don’t care how young they are, let’s see Julian Green and Gedion Zelalem immediately. How many more times can we watch mediocre as hell players like Alejandro Bedoya offer nothing game after game? It’s not Bedoya’s fault, and at least he’s not out of position nor messing up defensively in a bad way, but what does he…

“Not if you combine drugs AND tattoos. They both involve needles. I win.”

Maybe a lot of BYU fans became Eagles fans under Andy Reid? Obviously a stretch, but I can't think of anything else other than maybe some Broncos fans liked Dawkins, but thought the Eagles jersey looked cooler?

rather than giving the American his first of what will likely be a couple hundred caps bicycle kicks for Chelsea

Screw the prelim roster. I have 5 words for you:

He certainly doesn’t look anything like Philly cheesesteak mogul Tony Luke Jr.:

Damn that was a loaded response. Loads of shit mostly. Mediocre-ass career? 11 good years and one MVP isn’t too shabby.