“Mmmmmmm caaaaaaake!.... Sorry what was this story about?”

Since when did Goose Gossage learn how to use an iPhone or start caring about basketball?

last night in some hot Cleveland Regional Final action

“Don’t worry, Raptors fan. I have the same reaction everythime I see or think of Gay.”

“Kids these days sharing everything on their damn Twitter. Back in my day, we had the decency to bone our employees’ wives in a classy restaurant after closing time. And we were kind enough to pay for their abortions too. Kids today have no respect.”

Ah okay. I thought you meant 2 great years in the NFL. Makes more sense with college and his NFL rookie year.

2 great seasons? When was the second one?

PSA: If you have a Mazda (at least a newer one), don’t buy this. I ordered this the other day for a 2013 Mazda 3. I tried it out this morning, and it’s actually too small to make contact with the back of the cigarette lighter. The ones on Mazda’s are too deep.

PSA: If you have a Mazda (at least a newer one), don’t buy this. I ordered this the other day for a 2013 Mazda 3. I…

“Duuuuude. What if by firing Derek, I actually helped him self-actualize?! Holy shit. Should I hire him back now?!”

I assume all of this is code for “the Dallas PD had to check and make sure Jerry Jones didn’t want to sign him before opening an investigation...”

The nude lock-out incident definitely happened. A person I know (won’t identity my relationship with him here) once told me a story of having to deal with a drunk, disoriented and naked Ted Cruz banging on his door on the night/early the next morning of the Winter Olympics. I’ll reach out him and see if he wants to…

“Ah, the classic ‘the HGH was actually for my wife’ excuse. You know I copyrighted that, right Peyton?”

“And after that, we’ll hear from special guest Jerek Deter!”

“I was in the pool!”

Two guys that I’m super close with and it’s sticky, man.

“Don’t worry about it...”

“What is this place ‘Qwest Field’ that is referred to in that section of the Wikipedia article?”

And Mozeliak did say there is “more momentum” for the DH in the NL than there has ever been, even compared to just a year ago.

The Manitowoc County Sherrifs Department may have planted some evidence, you guys.

“Yeah HE is!”