“First you steal my haircut, and now you steal my groping moves? Not cool, bro.”

be it for muscle tension or relaxation or preparedness

“Wow look at all that camera time. Jealous!!”

The Sixers traded for THE LAKERS FIRST ROUND PICK in the deal, not the Bucks first rounder. How the Bucks performed after the trade wasn’t relevant to the draft pick compensation.

Maybe he showed Phil Jackson some nice Sharapova pics in exchange for a roster spot?

or you’re trading off potentially good players before they’ve blossomed (Michael Cage and Terry Cummings in SD/LA or MCW in the Sixers case).

“Nice hit ref!”

“And my next door neighbor should apologize for that pack of wild dragons he was keeping in his front yard the other night!”

Don’t they call this stuff “SEC weed?”

They should bring this guy in if they want the outcome overturned. He gets shit done in Sioux Falls

Harmless as their Iowa trolling is, Stanford does seem to breed shitheads.

You’re ignoring important context: Michael Carter-Williams was not a very good player and wasn’t helping them win games. His rookie year, the team won 13 games. At the time they traded him last year, the team was 12-41, which is an 18.5 win pace over 82 games. They won 6 more games after they traded him, for a total…

Okay. So if the Bucks offered the Sixers MCW back for that pick, they should say yes because that’s a more immediate return?

It didn’t make them better YET because the pick didn’t convey. MCW is just not a very good player, and the Sixers got a likely top 5 draft pick for him. Obviously it matters what they do with the pick, but that can’t be judged right now. All you can judge is the immediet return they got (which you did at the time).

Wow, what happened Albert? You slammed Sam Hinkie for months after trading MCW for the Lakers pick (which will likely be a top 5 pick this year or next), and everyone here on Deadspin was talking about how he's the next Jason Kidd. Guess that trade looks pretty good for the Sixers huh? That's the kind of stuff that…

Mike Pettine: “What the hell Johnny? You’re eyes are glazed over, you have a pounding headache and you’re having trouble focusing this morning?!”

Do people actually watch Barcelona play?

“So, Robert. I see you’re into the music scene. Tell me, was your mother often seeing random pianists?”

Wow a Reggie Redding sighting! And Scottie Wilbekin was in the summer league with the 76ers. Philly representing in Istabul.

If this happened to an NFL player, would the mother be allowed to share the story on Instagram if they didn’t use Bose, the official headphones of the NFL?