I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

I do, too, but I think I’m just going to start biting. Either they move or i go to jail. Win/win.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

I don’t really mind it so much... except she is clearly lying because cats don’t wear makeup or get piercings. I know this because every time I have tried to do a smoky eye on my cats, they scratch me.

I thought I was a cat but it turned out I was just really into musical theater.

Unrelated:

Oh Jesus Christ - in Florida they can’t even get earned sick days. The legislature just turned it down AGAIN, saying it would be a hardship on businesses. You know what else is a hardship? Losing your business because you insist employees come to work sick so they can potentially KILL people who have suppressed immune…

I wiki’ed Blac Chyna and learned that her name is really Angela White. Tyga is Michael Stephenson.

“The bloodline must remain pure!”

I watched to the bitter end. I miss the first 3 seasons of Downton Abbey...

My husband is in the music industry and plenty of the artists use social media/tinder to meet people when they are in different cities every day. Some of them are creepy, some of them are...less creepy? Celebrity groupies aren’t exactly new, the pick-up methods are though. It’s a brave new world out there :/

He was probably you know:
feeling down one day, super vulnerable, nobody else was texting back.....

My immediate question is how did they meet? After five years of her tweeting him, was he finally like “You know, I should meet this girl that messages me daily for a drink?” I just don’t really understand.

“But Cabbage, that’s not how it went”

Genuinely thought it said MARTIAL ARTS DRAMA about Queen Elizabeth.

I did not even know about this production until just now, and I am sooo excited. I’m really just hyped about Selma’s portrayal of The Kris, and of course Schwimmer. I wonder if Jenner will be portrayed in this at all.

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