I had the privilege of voting for Stephanie Murphy. Her win is giving me some hope on this dark day.

This guy seriously tried to add me on LinkedIn a year ago. But it seemed like he was trying to use it as an online dating service. When I googled him and saw his crazy memo, I was like, "no thanks."

I mean...have you ever been to a baseball game?

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one whose mind went there. God, I’m fucked up.

I’ve gotta say, I consider myself more of a Chelsea Clinton than a Bristol Palin, but when I got punched in the head at a bar (for telling a drunk girl she was trying to get into the office and not the bathroom...), I was definitely all, “Ohhh hell fucking no!” I’d like to think most people, including Chelsea Clinton…

Yesss Hope Floats is one of my favorite fluff movies!

So glad I wasn't the only one. I'm definitely blaming WoW.

This is so disturbing. When I first read the story I figured they were reporting on an active shooter or something, not a theme park. And watching the last few seconds of someone’s life is horrifying.

Let's play spot the 4 non blondes!

Okay okay. So after a few minutes to digest that it was his sisters, 1) I am really worried for their emotional wellbeing obviously, but 2) A couple of the probably victims are married now. How will their husbands react? I worry about the whole reaction of, "you weren't REALLY pure when we got married, sooo." Who's…

I have been waiting all day for Jezebel's response to this.