I know small batch breweries are all the rage these days but this is taking it a bit too far.

I’m Scottish & I do NOT understand his popularity. He's a bit of an arse. Terrible actor.

Pictured: the Olsen twins laughing

I read that as Melissa/Gorga, which applies as well!

Act like a lady, completely fuck up like a man.

Like on one hand, I don’t want to be with another human or love anyone but myself and my cats BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, I want a really good blender. My blender now BARELY blends. I also want a mixer because manual whisking is for SUCKERS.

Same. Oh I have an opinion but I’d prefer to just star someone else, enjoy the exchange, and let them deal with all the pissed off replies. Been there, done that.

I hate when I get here before the other commenters...

Hey guys, you know how you feel like you don’t know what you’re doing and wake up in the middle of the night wondering if you’re squandering your youth but also will never be able to retire and will spend your life disappointing people and being disappointed?

Sorrynotsorry to be that asshole, but the “Lauren” is the modal name, not the median name. Median is middle, so on that list, it would be the average of “Jubilee” and “Lace”, so “Juce”? I wouldn’t put it past them to bring on a 29th cast member named “Juice” so we can reassess Bachelorette statistics then.

I love the typo hare to the throne, like I’m now picturing them raising a bunny as their child and insisting everyone act like it’s a real baby. “Umm his name is Saint, have some respect”

“Seems like a nice young man!” was my actual thought. I’m 25. Jesus.

I would spend the whole day as a vet doing things like screaming “OMG PUPPY BELLEH OMNOMNOM” and smooching kitties until they take a swipe at me

So you won't murder them when they cry all night and our species can keep going

I like his little “this is a good baby” ... ::smooch:: at the end. Like kissing the top of its little head was just an involuntary reaction to seeing a baby head. This guy really likes kids!

I also shake my little booty for stress relief.

You have keen insight. :)