This guy is like a dream board of traits that every person can blame for being particularly violent.

Oh no. My co-workers and I talk about this all the time. Resign? Or drive into a utility pole? Corporate America is not good for the soul, dude.

Sometimes, when I’m driving to work, I think that I’d rather have a disabling accident than live through another week of bullshit. Not the same thing? Okay, I have nothing to offer here. Bless it, as we say here.

You know, I got that kind of response last time I posted a negative comment about 4chan. Lots of people chiming in to tell me that /b/ wasn’t representative of the entire site, and pointing out that there were great communities on the rest of 4chan that didn’t produce anything like the filth at /b/

Young, sexually frustrated white men are the real terrorists in this country. fuck man...

I just googled “beta uprising.” Dear God.

Welp, I’ll just be in a corner weeping...

Not really an issue...

Proof that she’s not actually interviewing him. If she were actually interviewing him, her next question would have something to do with his response to the previous question. She’s just reading a script and not listening to what he actually says. She delivers her line, he talks, when he stops, she delivers her next…

Is Yasmin Vossoughian a Kohl’s customer service rep or something? Why can’t she go off script?

fart 2016

Okay, but no shame, that is my #2 all-time favorite teen romcom. I can quote the whole thing.

The wink combined with the quote gives off a rapey vibe to me. But perhaps I am just easily skeeved.

That was exactly where my brain went, too. I don’t really know how to process the rest of this story, but I definitely know how I feel about that.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

This is a labrador thing? My friend’s labrador has almost died twice (although this dog is nowhere near smart enough to open cupboards on his own): once after his girlfriend forgot to lock the dog’s food cupboard, and the second time when the cat unlocked the cupboard and was found watching the dog’s bloated, heaving…

These are pretty reasonable asks, tbh. I find the presentation irritating but I’m sure his fans are nightmares that need a stern NO and a slap on the wrist. Isn’t he in his 20s by now? Am i wrong? Why does he still sound like he’s wrapping up puberty?

Raven is definitely my favorite. I keep telling her I want to be Raven, but she won’t let me because “boys can’t wear girl costumes.” I keep trying to tell her they can, but she’s just not ready to accept that yet.

She dropped him as a client and ended his skincare services.