Let’s not discount that it’s entirely possible that the cough caused the fart. 

Nice! I also once bought a bootleg Bucks shirt off a guy outside Miller Park because it said, “we refuse to loose.”

I see your TJ Ford jersey and up you one Todd Day jersey

The sports world should be spending this evening and tomorrow celebrating a break-the-game player like Dirk, as well as an all-around great in Wade.

At least in this one, an official doesn’t blatantly kick her in her obviously destroyed leg.

Are you claiming that a civilised country creates prisons in which inmates, many of whom come from backgrounds of abuse, violence and poverty, should be so debased that they are encouraged to commit acts of violence against each other? Perhaps you need some education. I suggest you take a look at how a country such as…

Prison guards and the prison system are wholly responsible for ANY and ALL violence that occurs in the facilities they are running.

This is one of the reasons why we are a Third World Banana Republic.

Before the round was over, Gruden had traded his driver away for a ball-retriever and two range balls, and cut his putter from his bag entirely. Tirico wouldn’t leave the cart girl alone, even as she drove off. Trump and Jaws grew to resent each other for their vocal intonations, each accustomed to normally being the…

this apparently happened to Mike Tirico during a cursed round that he and Ron Jaworski played against Trump and Jon Gruden

“There are so many ways he just throws up all over pisses all over the bed of golf,”

Agreed. I’ve lived in LA now for maybe 4-5 years. I had adopted the Dodgers as my new team, would probably go to 10 games a year, had my hat and jersey, but would occasionally root for the Rockies when they come to town.

During that tiebreaker game this past playoff series, I got so much shit for wearing a Rockies…

One of the nicest experiences I ever had as a road fan was in Milwaukee. I had no rooting interest (Braves @ Brewers, I’m a Phillies fan), but we scored 2nd row seats behind the dugout, and all the guy wanted for them was that we had a good time and we all had plenty of beer. A day game at County Stadium with a brew…

Can confirm this 100%

Based on these two comments, you are on pace to make 730 petty comments this year.

Petco Park when the Dodgers are in town is the scariest place to wear a home team’s jersey.

It’s still two too many. It’s a baseball game. It’s supposed to be the national pastime, a family event. You shouldn’t have to worry about dealing with violent drunks when attending any sporting event. 

In soccer, if (some of) your fans make racist chants often enough, your team is forced to play a game or 2 without fans.

I grew up going to Dodger Stadium countless times. Even though I haven’t lived there in 20 years, that may be the reason that I have a fear of wearing the visiting team’s gear when I am at another stadium. In Atlanta, they said, “even though you’re a Dodger Fan, welcome to Turner Field.” Quite a surprise. There was…

This is why, the older I’ve gotten, the more I try to avoid confrontational situations with strangers. Even when what the other person does couldn’t be more inappropriate and assholish.