Ah to his friends. To you, it’s Mr. Abdirzak.

Who could’ve expected McGregor to be so hostile to someone named Ahmed Abdirzak.

I reserve proper power for dirtying it.

Someone needs to go to jail for the way that video is edited.

If your sister, brother, mother, or father died tragically and unexpectedly would you be able to work the next day? In front of god and everyone in the playoffs? I’m not a Thomas fan, but come on dude.

Next time you bitch and moan when a player holds out for a bigger contract, just remember Thomas. One injury took him from an MVP candidate to a player teams don’t even want. Perhaps the injury wouldn’t have been so lingering if he hadn’t tried to play through it. And, did he put even one extra cent in your pocket?…

Cautionary tale: Stay healthy for the Brinks trucks.

I love IT. Having gotten that out of the way, it’s pretty clear he doesn’t fit with Denver and I just hope he finds a team that he does fit on and his career isn’t over. In spite of all the challenges, the dude is fun as hell to watch and a good guy.

I feel terrible for the guy...he pushed through both a hip injury and the loss of his sister to give Boston everything he had, and instead of rewarding that dedication...they shipped his ass to Cleveland.

Now the only Brinks truck that’d be backing up for him would be one used to carry his metaphorical corpse away…

Lol what the fuck is happening

When he briefly allowed himself to entertain the idea of, “what if he actually ended up becoming a kicker?!” was tremendous.

I know this is horrible and awful and shows how tiered our society is and that “hard work and dedication will help you achieve” is bullshit....
BUUUUUT...
I fucking died at that dad who wanted his son to pretend to be a kicker. “He has really strong legs,” is the coolest dad sentence ever. 

Also, Bob Saget admitted that he sucked dick to get his kid into college.

Nah. They’ll cast Candice Cameron Bure just to piss her off.

Fuck you, fuck your milkman, fuck evening TV and take your star.

You’re in big trouble mister!

The Hallmark movie about this scandal starring Lori Loughlin is gonna slap, though.

+1 Wake Up (call) San Francisco

I feel bad for that water polo player. Clearly she’s lost face.

With Lori Loughlin involved in this, I think it’s safe to say that this scandal is going to be everywhere you look.