im a professional alcoholic.... i dont need to spend all day wandering through piles of vomit and fistfights to wait for 25 minutes to get a drink at places that usually give me free drinks because i work in the industry and know the bartenders. fuckin amateurs.

while i love apocalypse now, and all of its fucked up awesome, full metal jacket makes me laugh so frequently, i enjoy watching it more. apocalypse now is definitely more of an epic type film, but theres no r. lee ermey, no private joker, and no alabama black snake.

...is one of the best films ever made. i finished that for you.

yeah, you know know, i could free fall from the top of a ten story building and survive, i just dont want to right now.

it was more like blind rage than brave, i was used to sticking up for myself verbally, but i had only really been in one or two actual fights my whole life until that point.

i had people try to bully me when i was a kid, usually talked my way out of it, or walked away. until i was in 7th grade and these two 8th grade douchebags (i always felt like they were held back a year or something, they were both much bigger than i was) took a liking to harassing me. one day, i stuck around after…

if that bitch isnt crazy, shes a pretty good actress.

heh...after a quick glance at it before i started reading, i thought it was a photo... the lighting looks pretty damn nice.

holy crapballs, that was awesome. owen always brings me what i didnt know i wanted.

thats pretty great.

hats. its going to be about hats.

good lord, i just want some new damn gameplay videos.... and those dudes really need to stop saying "contemporary green vision." i sooo hope this game hits the mark.

im guessing its because its a old favorite, one that looks to have been resurrected in the right way. thats why it has my interest, anyways....

ha!

the new glassjaw EPs....'coloring book' and 'our color green.' im pretty damn happy to some new glassjaw after like 8-9 years. the fact that theyre touring right now, and not coming to minneapolis makes me a sad panda.

bugs!

3D fighting games are stupid. thats all i got on this one.

you accumulate coins by accomplishing challenges. those coins are for skipping ahead of difficult levels that you might not be able to finish at that time. you still have to do them in order though, you can just skip some

dont want to pre-order a game, but want it upon release? no problem. if you want to get it at a midnight launch, go to gamestop and wait in line without a pre-order. you dont need one to buy the game at midnight. want to get it on release day in the daytime? go to a target, or some other department store that…