A structure is only as good as it was designed.

The new practice is to put in the specs that the contractor has to hire a PE to design something they already designed, like pipe supports. Then they argue for 2 months until the contractor’s engineer gives the project engineer and identical drawing to the plans, just with his name on it so the project engineer has…

They would make great New Jersey civil engineers!!! Fit right in. What a shit show.

The most fascinating part of that is that the bullpen catcher went through the trouble of putting shin guards on, but couldn’t be bothered with the chest protector.

If it weren’t for the Norwegian last name, he would definitely be Vigo the Carpathian.

My parents took a trip to Orlando a few weeks ago wholly unaware that Flordia was the white trash capital of the world. They were shocked. I asked if they watched the evening news at all, and when they said no, I told them they missed the most entertaining part of the trip.

Wasn’t WildTangent that piece of crap that Spybot always identified at spyware and wiped it off of your PC?

Just another in a long line of dumbass Honda drivers. When will the insurance companies start taking the Make/Model as a sign of the driving ability of the Owner?

Keeping the USPS alive is the only reason I choose to receive paper bills in the mail. I would rather all the companies I have to send money to every month prop up the USPS than me.

Now post an article about how broke the USPS is and it’s billions of dollars yearly deficit and how this is a dumb idea cutting off revenue that USPS desperately needs and will save the average citizen about $0.36/year.

Good. There are sidewalks for a fucking reason.

Didn’t read because I don’t have to. The answer is Honda.

3-weeks. At the 4-week point, my head feels noticeably heavier, I sweat more and the wife gets on my case.

Is there a guy wearing a motocross helmet to the left of them?

$20 to take one every day for a year.

Same thing goes for the Verizon Fios app that I use to watch TV on my basement television, which is rare, and why I won’t shell out $18/month to put a cable box down there.

I propose a rule change from the greatest football game of all time, Mutant League Football. If the defense returns a turnover on an extra point all the way, it is called a breakdown and get 11 points.

So what are they supposed to do? Tell all the white guys to slow down so these other people can win?

Not even a reach-around?

Fuck.