Man, even Shane is looking old. How old is Vince at this point?

A 3 for Hillary on credibility seems to be a bit optimistic.

Jesus is a ninja and belongs to a tribe of ninjas. You heard it here first.

Baba-booey to y’all.

No.

She’s hotter than Andrews.

Will somebody in the Gawker IT department realize their FUCKING VIDEOS DON’T PLAY IN CHROME.

“I am retiring, brought to you by Carl’s Jr.”

It’s because as time goes on, the average American attention span is approaching that of a rabid squirrel. It’s only going to get worse.

It’s much better with the duct tape mod for the flashlight.

Duct tape, not electrical tape. Two completely different things.

Brother Hezachia, take the horses shoes off while I talk to Ishmael.

Abolish the DH all together. AL baseball so boring, it almost completely erodes the chess match aspect of baseball.

I have no problem with these decisions. With 6 minutes left, it could very possibly be your last possession. Being down 5 and never getting the ball again doesn’t really do much, and that assumes the field goal gets made in the first place.

Kind of like how none of the videos on this site work anymore.

Commenting before reading article. This really wasn’t even a contest, right? Expensive toy vs. something that can actually get shit done.

Can you do an article on how not to make every tab print a separate file in Excel. It really sucks when making PDFs.

Highlight table -> Conditional Formatting

Why is that running on an HTC One?

You forgot: