karisteele
Thisthatandthe_other
karisteele

i am, and i gotta admit, i’m loving every minute of it.

The fawning over this speech by the pundits is just vomit inducing. Van Jones just declared Trump’s shout out to the Yemen raid soldier’s widow one of the greatest moments in presidential speech history, and his ticket to being a two term president. I think his exact words were “He became president of the United

SHUDDER

Same. I’m happy that there is a spirit of pride and unity, but it’s so gross that the basic rights of women are even something we’re still fighting for.

I think the important thing to keep sight of here is that actions speak louder than words. It may be awe-inspiring that Trump can read a fucking teleprompter and sound halfway literate, but no matter what he says, no matter how nice (or at least inoffensive) it sounds, it’s his actions that matter, and one month into

A century after women were “granted” the right to vote by men and we’re still dealing with this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this.

This is my moment in the ketchup-flavored sun.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Ha! I FUCKING CALLED IT!

I was kind of hoping that he would attend and die from a rage-stroke halfway through the opening remarks. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to wait for Colonel Sanders to finish him off instead...

Yes. Good thing the guy running the White House doesn’t need a safe space, like us whiny triggered libruls.

Because no amount of money can buy true class.

Since my brain is primarily focused on surviving the mini-stroke i have every time Pruitt comes up, the only comment I can spare at the moment is:

So you’re saying that he’s saying that liberals are...planning their town hall attendance? Amazing!

They secretly order KFC, put it on a fancy plate, and listen to him say, “This tastes just like the real thing.”

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

Here’s a list of Glossier products and very similar, cheaper products. Glossier works with manufacturers and tweaks ready-made formulas in small ways (a few extracts, scents, etc). Whether or not these are “true dupes,” I will leave to your interpretation

Going to have to disagree with the snark here. I’m very, very happy to see a female-led beauty startup achieve the crazy levels of funding and success that they have. So many of the power-players in this industry are men giving their best approximation of “what women want” (which for so long appeared to be heavily

As someone who had been planning to seek citizenship in the coming years...well, I don’t think that sentence needs to be finished. I hope you and yours remain safe.

Honestly I’d rather my 13 year old be into band t-shirts and crazy harlequin jeans than Abercrombie so I really don’t give a shit. She’s fun.