He looks like a festering plague in human form.

Well, Being a hate-filled golem is probably pretty stressful.

Hey! I heard that Trump is so, so excited to meet this Fred Douglass guy who is doing just great work, fantastic work. Can’t wait to meet him. The staff having some trouble getting in touch, maybe Ben can help with that.

I will never forgive Fallon for rustling Trump’s hair. Fuck that guy for doing his part to normalize this shit.

Well spinach is yucky and going outside is bad for you. Not as bad as going outside will be as soon as Daddy Golden Hair finishes destroying the EPA.