It is 2017, we must stop litigating marijuana. The rank hypocrisy of a culture in which we are inundated with positive and affirming messages about alcohol and demonize every thing else is pure folly. Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t marry someone of the same gender. Don’t like marijuana? Don’t consume it. Problem…

Oooh, some people at the DNC said they didn’t like Bernie, in May 2016 after the primaries were essentially over. Some crime. Assange is a fucking hypocrite doing Putin’s bidding. When Wikileaks started, he said he planned to expose the Russian government too. Crickets.

Nothing, but I certainly have something against dudes that say shit like this: “”Sweden is the Saudi Arabia of feminism.” and “I fell into a hornets’ nest of revolutionary feminism.”

The “Complicit” sketch killed me. Time of death: “Sorry girl, you’re Billy Zane.” Also I choose to believe they picked the music specifically because it sounds eerily similar to that of the United safety video.

Absolutely. If God’s plan involves children suffering to teach us a fucking lesson, I want no part of that God.

I am atheist but these two seem pretty benign. Dumb, pretty, seeking publicity. They aren’t politicians trying to legislate my vag or defund schools.

I agree. They might as well finish the sentiment. “We were saved but the Smiths over there were not. I’m pretty sure it’s because of their homo-sec-shul son. Mm hmm.”

It’s a special kind of gross which for some reason goes unnoticed by most religious people.

I do not feel good about knowing what Russbot says when he cums.

NPR was interviewing some small town politician in southern Louisiana after the tornadoes and he seriously said something along the lines of “well all our houses are destroyed but no one died, praise god for taking care of us.” I thought “is this a joke?”

The Russbot has been programmed with only one exclamation for expressing it’s emote for happy. I bet he says it after he eats a good taco or finds a penny on the ground.

He is a grade a religious nut job and it bugs the crap out of me. It didnt bug me so much when he was hanging at Seattle Childrens Hospital. But when he posts creepy ass pregnancy pics of his wife with the caption “god is good” I am just like SHUUUUUUUUT THE FUCK UP

Yeah, one of the most extreme forms of narcissism is when someone believes that God has saved them while simultaneously leaving others to die.

I had a driving lesson today. I haven’t driven in 10+ years, so it (and a few more) were/are needed. Apparently I’m a pretty decent driver because I’m aware of my own mortality at this point, as opposed to a 16 year old - according to my instructor. But I didn’t kill anyone (or me) not because of god. I didn’t kill…

Those two between them easily have enough brainpower to dim a light bulb.

My “favorite” is when they praise God for “delivering” them from a horrible incident, but said incidents still killed like several people.

“We survived the tornado/fire/mudslide/hurricane that destroyed our house! God is good!”

If God is so great why was she in a car crash in the first place, doofus Wilson? This thinking makes zero sense and religious people don’t even notice.

God is good!

Uh hi? Hi? So yeah, Florida here. I haaaate to speak up because, well Florida but yeah Florida. So we kinda had a spike in leprosy cases here in 2015 because folks were eatin dem armadillas. http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/21/health/florida-leprosy-cases-armadillos-irpt/