I would pay good money to see Serena bludgeon these old, grey, skeezy men with a tennis racket.

Dear God. How do these special snowflakes navigate life? How do they cope with real disappointments and tragedies?

There’s nothing like standing calmly and quietly while a lunatic degrades you.

I am sorry that you experienced that. I have sisters, one of whom was bullied to the point of developing anorexia. I know women can be terrible to each other and it makes me sad. We allow petty bs and jealousy to get in our way when we should be encouraging and supportive. With my experience, I try to be a supportive…

We are our own worst enemy. All 3 women are liars and predisposed to be so according to Folksy Fuckface Lawyer.

PLEASE, PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN.

What in the name of Cruella Deville is that dried up hag wearing?

It makes me wonder how the people who use racial slang would feel if the rest of us abandoned whatever sense we had and started throwing around other racial slur words in our friend groups. Would the group you described be ok with a group of white kids or black kids calling each other Spic or Chink affectionately?…

A Canadian blogger had the gall to write that the black players selected for the NHL All Star game were picked not because they are fan favorites or great in their sport but because the NHL wanted good publicity. He argued that there were white players who deserved the honor more. Wayne Simmonds then proceeded to rule…

That is every asshole’s go-to response when they are accused of racism or sexism in a sport. They fear diversity because they know it will make them obsolete. But, they couch their bitching in terms like ‘preserving the dignity’ or ‘tradition’ of that particular sport. For example: Baseball, football, basketball,…

You have described these men I know almost perfectly. Only it’s blood pressure meds, not an inhaler. You and I know they fear rejection more than death, but they delude themselves into believing they are too smart to have a real relationship with some crazy bitch.

And he probably likes that. I know small men who only date sex workers because they like that they always have the upper-hand in the ‘relationship.’ Women in general find it pitiable, but we just don’t understand this special brand of asshole. I feel sorry for the sex workers who service these dark creatures.

Shouldn’t the governor worry more about the skyrocketing obesity and drug problem in his beleaguered state? Maybe my priorities are just messed up.

I might be more offended if he said nachos were obsolete. :)

If I had half the confidence of these delusional fuckwits, I would be queen of all. “Stunning beauty?” No, lady, sorry.

Do you think he knows what NATO is or even what the acronym stands for? The geezers who read Tom Clancy on their toilets know more about the world and the US military than our commander in chief.

Does he kill pseudo-journalists?

We are living in the dumbest dystopian novel ever. Tom Clancy could never have imagined such a moron for a commander in chief.

Isn’t calling it an attack basically saying you were committing an act of war? Doesn’t Congress do that?

This. I am deleting my ModCloth account because of this shit, not because I look down on people who shop at Walmart. I am from the rural midwest and my family has to shop at Walmart because there is no other choice. I have a choice and I won’t support a multi-billion dollar company that preys on my tax dollars and…