It's evolved into a massive fuck-off. Us plebes used to at least be a part of the humanity of art. We were the artists and many times the subjects of beautiful pieces. Now, us poors just don't understand the significance of these pieces and should just quietly admire the people who do. If you want your face to harden…

A good friend of mine died a couple years ago. She was an awesome human being, she ran marathons, was a vegetarian most of her life, drank very little, and didn't smoke. She was killed by brain cancer at 40. I don't use that as an excuse to abuse my body, but shit happens and sometimes no matter what you do, you can't…

Gah! That's awful! I am sorry. Diabetes actually runs in my family and has nothing to do with our weight. One family member lost a limb due to diabetic complications. I don't understand assholes who blame people for their sickness. I have family who smoked for years, that doesn't mean they deserve lung cancer. On what…

I am so sorry you had to go thru that, and I am glad you got what you needed and got better. My mom had some trouble understanding and I was young, so having somebody I trusted tell me that I wasn't willfully broken, was so comforting. I am open about my diagnosis and the struggle and I know it makes some people…

I have insurance and I still have to self triage. Ok. So I broke my tooth, that means dentist bill and I can't go see my GP about my thyroid yet. I need to try a new therapy for my terrible headaches, but that will have to wait. Is that mole growing?! Am I barfing? Am I bleeding? Nope. K. I will make it! Take that,…

Listen, lady, maybe you were asleep in civics class, but while my nose was buried in a romance novel, I am sure I heard something about how the people do the hiring and firing of the president, and we eschewed monarchies and bowing down to worthless figureheads about 240 years ago. And FYI, slavery was abolished and…

A good friend told me that having depression or other mental illnesses is a choice like having diabetes is a choice. I had just been diagnosed with Bipolar and that was exactly what I needed to hear to get better. Mental illness is not a moral failing and it is most definitely not a choice.

I do like the fuller brows. They are nice. I miss the red lipstick. I feel like red lips are very her and I like her.

So many stars you need!!! I forgot about oily bohunk from sixteen candles. Thank you. :)

JFC. Lil Willow. So sorry your grownups let you down. Gonna go snuggle my animals now cuz people are terrible.

Gah! A roomful of desperate people whose stopping things are broken and they are desperate for validation! That must be what hell is.

I have no filter, but I have been trained, much like a puppy, to behave. I have never brought a terrible thought of mine to fruition where there is dancing or swimming, or goose stepping involved. You've got to have limits.

This explains a lot of things for me, like people who are terrible on airplanes and culottes.

Aww, shucks. Thanks.

I have this thing where I will think of something, but before I say anything, I analyze it to see if it's a good idea. Sometimes, it happens too late, but before any choreography happens. I am definitely not a special snowflake. So I know others have this thing that stops them, too. Do people who come up with this…

It's so beige. Is there such a thing as a rebound look?

I guess I was under the impression that those who carefully plan and commit a despicable crime are perfect candidates for jail, but there I go with my polly anna sense of justice and Law and Order JD. (DUNN DUNN) Fuck this guy. How dare he ruin Parker Stevenson’s glorious 80s hair for me?

Normally I wouldn’t wish a catastrophic injury on anyone, but since it’s the only way their victims can get justice these days, it’s all I have. You, Treon, you piece of shit, I hope you get Victor Cruz’d in both fucking knee caps in a game against Georgia. I hope your victims get to hear you screaming in pain on…

What a sorry ass way to live. I hope they enjoy explaining their miserly hypocrisy to their maker when they die, whilst I burn in hell with the rest of the slutty, murdery womenz. At least I will be warm.

Is it really too much to ask that Texas take care of its vulnerable citizens? Why is it such a tall order that they offer basic health services to Texan families in need? Stop keening about the sanctity of life and fucking take care of your living people. WWJD, assholes?