I feel bad for your dad. My mom used to tell me stories about Night Train Lane, how Johnny Unitas was genuinely afraid of him and how opposing QBs were happy when he finally retired. So many great players have worn your jersey. It's not much comfort, but it's something.

I also went to the late showing of Deadpool. There were little kids under 10, everywhere. I hope those parents had to explain every goddamn kink those little eyes and ears picked up on. I just went to Ghostbusters weekend matinee. People brought their little kids who got scared and then they cried and snuffled for the…

Meh, is how most of us feel now. I don't care about people's personal lives. If their policies are progressive, they actively make decisions for the greater good, and are a champion for the vulnerable and disenfranchised, they can broadcast their sex tapes on the big screen at Times Square for all I care. If you pass…

I am always bemused by the apparent overwhelming correlation between having extremely thin skin and having very conservative views. There are certainly thin-skinned liberals out there too, but I just don't see that very often. I don't know what 'trauma' made them this way, but what a pitiable way to live.

Excellent. I have been looking forward to seeing it, but the reviews have been lukewarm. My BF is picky about movies, so it might involve great sacrifice on his part, but I will buy him beer and popcorn and it will all be ok.

Because they can't laugh at themselves. Also their general type of humor arises from laughing at people instead of with them, but that's just my opinion.

The only people I have ever known to call others one-dimensional are blank pieces of paper themselves. Sometimes I want to record them telling me their profound thoughts and then play it back to them to see what happens. Is Ghostbusters any good? Will it ruin my childhood? ;)

I understood what you were trying to say. I want him to admit what he did. I want him to beg her family for forgiveness after acknowledging that he shot at Reeva, knowing it was her, and killed her. Then he can begin the real process of rehabilitation. However long a sentence the court requires for that is acceptable…

Sex tape Ray J. Ugh. She didn't get the famous person memo telling her to distance herself from her idiot brother.

Waffen Barbie made me snort and now my colleagues know I snort sometimes when I laugh. I don't think these women are born and raised like normal humans. I think they are grown in a vat somewhere that is a mix of recessive gene goop, restylane, and vodka. Shaken,then deprived of nutrients, bitters are dumped in, and…

I agree with rehabilitative sentencing when the defendant has owned up to their guilt. They do this not by crying and puking during the trial, they do this by admitting culpability. Evidence does not support the story that he so desperately clings to. In the US, the court makes provision for people who make mistakes,…

I no saint, and pretty dumb to boot, but I think when she killed that person with her car, the whole vehicular manslaughter trial kerfuffle and stuff didn't help her career either.

I think that Simmons is an excellent example of, NOPE, it doesn't. There is a huge difference between newfound protective paternalism and believing women deserve to be treated with equal value. Men who say,"I have a daughter now, so I have to stop being an asshole to women,” recognize that they are/were assholes to…

I agree we shouldn't ignore history or pretend slavery never happened, but this window was in the John C. Calhoun building. Keeping the window in a building named after a proud slave owner, raging racist, and general asshole, doesn't seem to be honoring history as much as it is promoting and condoning the bigotry of a…

I don't want to go to heaven if this dude is there.

An honorable man:

There has been so much systematic fuckery with this program that I think Baylor deserves the death penalty. Penn State should have gotten it too. Blah, blah punishing students and other innocents, nope. College football is about money. If the NCAA wants programs to fall in line, they need to go after the money. If…

I have always thought people like this are simply repeating the mantra they use to help them sleep at night while their humanity slowly corrodes to nothing. But, I am a cynical little monster.

Jesus tap dancing Christ. They killed a little boy, shrugged it off and then he said that? Fuck this man and his brethren. If only we were all thus fucking obtuse, we'd all sleep peacefully. Fuck him so hard.

That's true. It gives me a ragestroke, though, that there are people dumb enough to fall for this garbage. Normal, healthy people partake in and enjoy porn. There is already set precedent that it is covered by the first amendment. The national health crisis is that people are not getting the care they need. Even with…