One reason we get so annoyed about this is because we can follow all these dumb rules and still get raped. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped drunk. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped sober. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by strangers. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by friends. People want to set up all these…

I got blackout drunk last weekend. Here are some things I apparently did in that state:

The fact that she’s citing the First Amendment makes me want her to be found guilty. THAT’S NOT HOW THAT FUCKING WORKS YOU TRASHBIN.

It looks like she’s clearly faking an innocent, sad face. Compounding the awfulness of that, I get the feeling she’s confident she’s pulling it off. She comes across as incredibly manipulative.

Something about her shitty little face makes me even more convinced she should be found guilty.

“Every baby is a blessing”

I just want to highlight this passage for anyone who skims or just jumps to the comments. Because truer words.

Maybe they’re just women who want to date and have fun? You make it sound like they’re dumb and helpless and duped into dating him thinking they might be “the one” to change him instead of being like, “I’m gonna date this rich famous dude and have fun.”

Yes... probably a bonding moment.

I’m probably being that obnoxious person but diet /= starvation. It doesn’t necessarily even mean eating less food (by volume or weight). Just eating food that is much less calories dense.

BUT THE BABY ISN’T HERS!

AND SHE IS POSSESSED.

Just wait until the dead sister comes back with a completely new face and identity!

Unfortunate left hand position.

“It’s very rare that someone is involved in a homicide case with someone they just had a baby with. It’s very early to make a conclusion as to what the cause, intent, motive and facts were to this unfortunate tragedy.”

Sharon Osbourne is sending Ozzy to the same sex rehab as Tiger Woods.

Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.

Tom Hiddleson, shantay you stay.

I’m in PA so I’m right behind you and equally confused. I have a lot of respect for some of the things Hillary has done, but I don’t respect the big money ties and the feeling that she’s just paying lip-service to some issues because she wants to court Bernie voters. I feel like I don’t know where her “real” platform…

Dolly: “Is that a cod in your pants or are you just happy to see me.”