...accused Johnson of “moral unfitness to practice,” which she didn’t contest.

My workplace stocks tampons for us in the bathroom. This guy is better than my older male coworker who stopped by the box of tampon boxes in the storage room and incredulously guffawed, “Ugh. Should I also bring in a box of jock itch cream?!”

He inches ever-closer to his character in The Wedding Singer.

Personally I love it, and I’m thrilled that you shared it with us. Seriously. As someone who had a bizarre crush on Jon Lovitz as a midde schooler this actually cracked me up/made my day.

“Miss Jackson, if you’re namaste”

It’s gonna take a lot to take me away from you.
There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had....

When I clear away the dishes at dinner, I ask my wife “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done or Done-done? “ before I take her plate.

No worries. I actually had a cancellation this afternoon so I’m replying earlier than I expected. :)

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I can’t believe this guy is even still on the air, tbh. His entire training philosophy is based on completely discredited science and is explicitly warned against by groups like the American College of Veterinary Behaviorists. He consistently provokes bites that don’t need to happen by continuing to antagonize fearful…

She covered Dolly Parton—singing a song made famous by Dolly MF Parton. And subsequently covered and given a SECOND life by Whitney.

I prefer to think of it more as Beyoncé covering Dolly Parton, who wrote it in 1973 and recorded it first.

Well I mean, babies aren’t supposed to be driving cars.

Don’t do it. I know I know “Back in my day we used to drive around in daddy’s truck sitting on his lap all the time!” Sure, the probability of you getting in an accident driving 100 yards is slim. But it is so so dangerous to have an airbag that close to an infants face. Instant death. Smashing of the skull. Just…

When it comes to an undisputed expectation of child safety, I’m okay with the shaming. If the parking spot was that close, one of them could have walked with the baby if they didn’t want to deal with the car seat. Or take 30 SECONDS and put the baby in the seat. The effort required to use the car seat is minimal…

Swift!

Oh good. An opportunity to post my favorite opening theme from 90s TV!

My parents did not teach me to beat people up for crying out loud. They and my judo instructors taught me physical confidence and self-defense. I’ve never struck a person in my life besides a stranger who grabbed me by the throat while I was walking alone, dragged me into the bushes and raped me. There is absolutely…

If that’s the case, they should hire Rachel Dolezal as a consultant.