Karen We Needed That Money!!

7/4/15

We certainly wouldn’t want to encourage women to learn about robots and how they work now would we. No way that would ever be something that would benefit society.

7/3/15

Some rilly handsome guy in the grocery store parking lot told me “Great job parking! No hesitation whatsoever!” when I got out of my car yesterday afternoon. He seemed genuinely impressed and not sarcastic at all... Which made it all the more patronizing. Who says that?!

7/1/15

But his horse died in the Swamp of Sadness.

6/28/15

You can get all kinds of puppies at my club...mind you that club is my work and the only drinking that happens is at our Beer Tasting fundraiser. But still, plenty of puppies. Like the ones in my office right now:

6/28/15

yea, but, Kurt Russell was in Big Trouble in Little China.

6/28/15

I think, in context, she’s saying that *she* would look like a malnourished bird if she lost a lot of weight.

6/28/15

6/28/15

“So Angie are you still friends with Jenny Shimizu.” asked Kate

6/26/15

I suggested a app called (this name is up for revision) “Tinder for couples to find other couples not for kinky stuff but just cool other couples to hang out with because we need some mutual friends who live in this city”

6/24/15

I KNOW. Glamorous graduate school life? They’re also going to need some footage of me eating ramen in a shithole studio apartment, and, like, renewing my glamorous bus pass.

6/24/15

Hire a fucking skywriter. Rent a Goddamned billboard.

6/23/15

I’m 34...had my first baby at 17 that I placed for adoption because guess what? I wasn’t fucking ready. I’m currently expecting and due in August. I waited 17 years. I’m ready this time. I don’t need a reminder that my “life is about to change”.

6/23/15

Look, you wanna smuggle some heavy narcotics across borders, that’s your business. I am not here to judge your life. We’ve all been there.

6/22/15