Are we also assuming she didn’t research the tattoo parlor’s reputation and sterilization procedure? Or do we think she flagged down a rolling tattoo-parlor/catering-truck/mobile-pet-groomer and had it done in a parking lot?

See, that would be an activity that is filled w risk.

do your legs ever chafe w you riding that sanctimony pony so hard?

It was, but now people are pelting Smash Mouth with bread, so chicken larceny is passé.

LOVED her response to him. She basically said if he wanted to catch her, he can watch her on her emmy-award winning show and her new movie coming out. And that he needs to grow the fuck up. In some many words. I was all...

Childhood pic of Mila:

that’s it that’s my face

Jesus Christ could not be reached for comment.

My children from hereby in will be referred to as “fuck trophies”

One time, when I was in high school, we went to try on prom dresses at the mall. I tried on this Ugly green one just because it was so ugly....and when I put it on, I got stuck in it. Straight up my Boobs would not come out after I had stuffed them in there. I called one of my friends in the dressing room and she…

It's like Maddona tries and Cher just is.

Watch out, Hillary. Floyd is gonna be really pissed when somebody reads this to him.

Gwen Stefani called and she wants it all back.

Your mum sounds rad as hell. Please thank her for the work she and other women did to make things easier and fairer for my generation.

My mom would fancy up for church and I remember I always wanted to pretty like her and the women on TV who powdered their faces. I even stole her powder from the bathroom and beat my face with it, trying to imitate her. Turns out Mom’s face powder was in her bedroom and I was actually beating my face with Vagisil!

I’d imagine a good parent would tell them something like “I know you don’t want to do this anymore, but a contract is like a promise. They would be disappointed if you didn’t keep your promise, and it would hurt their feelings. After this though, you can certainly choose not to do anymore” or whatever age appropriate…

Cocaine has not been kind to Robin Thicke’s face. He looks older than 38.

“Now THAT’S White Zinfandel!” which he promptly poured into his monogrammed thermos.