Prince was there too, you say?

He had his moments. Sometimes he would pack my sandwich. Instead of putting it in a baggie, he’d wrap it in wax paper and use masking tape to hold it together? It was a goddamn struggle opening it.

Hydrox, for sure.

I think when they write things like this:

frankly i’m amazed that i can even hold down a job nowadays after have two oreos after lunch during my childhood

I can understand the school’s concern, you gotta watch out for that cookie use.

Baked potato and a breadstick is an appropriate snack.

It’s important to double-down on your carbs?

So, I have a 3-y-o and a 6-mo-old, and just 2 weeks ago, I realized that it’s been about 4.5 years since I walked. I don’t mean going for walks, I mean, the situation of being able to have a gait, stride, even a style of walking or posture for more than 2 steps at a time. I’ve always been either pregnant and/or laden…

You can almost see the thought bubble: “What do I do?! WHAT DO I DO?! This is the most violence I have EVER BEEN EXPOSED TO IN MY LIFE”

mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason

If it’s loose, it’s because she mostly talks out of it.

When I first scrolled through, I was sure this model was Reese Witherspoon. Confused, I scrolled back up and temporarily decided that it was actually Drew Barrymore.

“i am sexually attracted to children! lololol look at me!”

JABRONI, YOU FINISH YOUR DRINK OR FUCK YOURSELF FOREVER

All of these are incorrect answers. The correct answers are John Waters and Carol Burnett.

"Your job is to serve us and do what we say. You're not supposed to talk back."

Did your society lawyer husband also dress up?

“I was being two-timed for one of the lesser Spices?” she writes.