Lol who uses Morse Code. Pony Express or gtfo

No she gets it back automatically because the Louisiana Purchase was sold by Napoleon, a USURPER

Key paragraph from from that article (emphasis added): “But it was Eibschitz-Tsimhoni’s contempt for the law, and her refusal to assume her parental responsibility, that led <b>Gorcyca and virtually every other professional who has come into contact with her</b> to conclude her children would be safer if they were…

Elian comparisons and referring to the kids’ detention as “quarantine” that was inevitable in any case? There’s some pretty high-grade horseshit in that column.

Everyone quit saying that this judge “must be fucking the dad or something”. The judge is a shit, her decisions did not have the children in mind, and she said disgusting things throughout the hearing.

I find it shady that he never reapplied for a visa. It seems like neither one is doing what is best for the kids.

Well, if she had kept them in the US he would have lost really important years with his own children he’d never get back — and if I understand visa restrictions, he would not have been able to travel to the US at all to visit his children and maybe that’s why the judge gave him custody? Because she could travel to…

45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

I'm Going To Be The Best (Wo)man At Mark's Wedding This Year And Mark Can't Stop Me

"Can we just get a pretzel instead?" Allen asked. "You like pretzels."

Phone call between my husband and cold calling boiler room stock broker:

Who is "from a poor country," also has a recording career, and had overnight success at age 19?

Both Pettit and the other expelled SAE member, Parker Rice, are from the Dallas area (specifically the exceedingly wealthy part).

Starred purely for knowing "parliament," which I always have to look up.

I'll just leave this here.

When I was a kid, a parliament of young owls hung out in our yard several late nights/early mornings in a row. My mom's a huge nature lover and called the local nature center to see what was going on. (This was pre-internet!) They told her that young owls tend to hang out in groups and go off on their own—like…

Every time I see someone flipping out about GMOs bringing about the apocalypse I'm just like "uh, gene therapy? actual living humans who have undergone this process and have not grown extra heads or turned in to cancer or started eating people?"

Ha, joke's on her. Like most casualties of the industrial revolution, knitting was a noble male pursuit until the 17th century. There were guilds and apprenticeships and thriving communities of men making good livings knitting stockings and other clothing in England. When the machines came along to take their jobs the…

I feel you. I'm an avid knitter (and cross-stitcher and sew-er and general crafter) and my friend got on my ass once about being "such a feminist but still being so domestic."

That is really fucked up! Obviously that chick did not realize sailors knitted and it's a pretty gender neutral hobby, though I do admit it is very 'feminized.' What is wrong with something being feminine anyway? I feel like you could have turned that around into "well I don't have to pay into the corporate machine…