My head might explode if Hermione becomes a princess.

She made presumptions about the way I do my job that are incorrect, and presented them as fact. I find that rude. The use of "maybe, just maybe" was condescending and colored her commentary in a way that suggested she was being petulant and whiny about the quality of her free entertainment. I find that rude. She asked…

Did you hear Kylie's going to be married off to Dorne?

"I tried it but it wasn't my thing. I'm probably too old to get it." = Not Shade.

it would be nice to be able to dictate what other people thought about their own lives, but we can't do it, so we might as well engage them as best we can. THAT'S MY ETHOS, good night.

i think you guys are misunderstanding. it was very clear to me that he interpreted the dolphin's prolonged interactions with him as demonstrations of consent. that doesn't mean that i don't personally question that idea of consent, because i personally do not think animals can consent to humans, nor do i think consent…

Acting like the attention is tiresome is part of the deal. Whether you're the yoga instructor who married Alec Baldwin or this amazing woman, first you court the celebrity and then you grow weary of it all.

By marrying Clooney, she would have become the subject of media interest no matter what she did; however, she definitely courted this attention by staging that enormous celebrity wedding. You cannot close down a city for the weekend, ride around in a boat for the express purpose of being photographed by paparazzi in…

Hah.

Well, its because its in a town called Bryn Mawr in the Philadelphia Suburbs. As the Welsh were some of the early colonizers in Pennsylvania, a good amount of our towns in the Southeastern region of the state are Welsh.

Um, it's named after the town it's in, and it's been "calling itself" that since 1885...

I finally took my doctor to task at my checkup earlier this week. She asked about my weight for the billionth time and I said "you have my medical record. Right in front of you. You can see that I see the nutritionist every two weeks, and have for two years. You can see I've been to an endocrinologist in the last…

That's a weird thing to be confused about, considering how many place names in the US are taken from other places around the world (see New York, for one prominent example).

I never thought that the bad reaction to her article was based on the idea that being upfront about what she wanted in a relationship, it was that she described the idea that people might fall in love with someone who is different then who they might have imagined as their ideal as "settling". Especially when those…

Pillow cover? Out of fur? My Gods, that's literally the only positive thing about losing a pet- no more fur.

My Grandmother took all of her engagement rings (four!) and had all the stones reset in one huge cocktail ring. You can practically see that sucker from outer space.

Assuming he is taller than his wife, why didn't he switch seats with her?

Hahaha, I read the comments just to have this confirmed. I like how the lady remained composed and just discreetly turns off the camera. Gotta keep that social brand tight!

Oh good, it's not just me who heard that last noise and went "OH FUCKING GROSS, WHAT."

Sweet birdie. Until he poops on the lady (or so it sounds.)