Satire itself should not be a sacred cow, immune from criticism.

Not respecting someone's religion is not the same as discriminating against people who practice that religion.

The older dude on the right-hand side of the shot also has a very clear look of "Well, this has gone swiftly to shit." She's at the center of the frame and has the BEST FACE EVER, but I think the whole group is in trouble and knows it. Co-sign your explanation.

The sudden realization that a fart turned into a shart?

She might just really hate being put on film. Believe it or not, even in the age of social media, not everyone is running towards the camera.

Strange, but I can't really judge. Every year my president pardons a turkey from being killed and eaten for Thanksgiving, before going on to eat a... different turkey. So.

I've had so many people level that at me when I talk about how I wanted kids with my ex, but never had them. Now it just seems a foregone conclusion that I won't have a family because I am on the lower end of the pay-scale and every day there are stories about how much childcare costs, how much higher education costs,…

Let's not forget the angle of the single girl who entered/ re-entered/ switched industries during the recession and are still trying to claw their way into a comfortable work situation. Yeah, I'm about 32 and really should be putting in the time to find a mate if I want to settle down and have kiddos (and, I do)- but…

No it's a way to attract even more attention to their beauty. Which is kinda annoying. Us uglies on the other hand had to work hard to master the as-handsome-as-I-can-be photo face. And then comes mom with her new smart phone and takes a picture of you, double chin and everything, and posts it on Facebook.

I'm not sure, but I think you meant your mom to have delivered a lesson, but I actually have a mother that loves me objectively as her child but has never liked me as a person (even when I was a small child.) It took me a long time to figure out I can't change that. Public service announcement: please try to like your…

I loved that movie, and it raises some important questions.

To be fair, you can thank British Parliament for changing the laws re: the order of succession before Kate got pregnant in the first place. So democracy made that happen, not monarchy.

She looks very rock and roll, and she is a major cutie, so the situation is still pretty good.

Hahaha that kills me about the hair in the shoes! It totally is a rite of passage. Sadly I did this at her age as my mother before me. My daughter has to rock the super short mod bangs right now, haha. Thankfully I learned how to sew her headwraps.

Had my ex-wife show up in my "suggested Matches for you" box. I messaged her and said "I didn't know you liked piña coladas". She didn't find the humor in that.

They are not going to Guy Fieri's. That is a lie. You stop lying you lying liar.

Hi; bourbon drinker here. Get some small bottles of a couple of decent bourbons ("top shelf" for most bars. I recommend Knob Creek and Maker;s Mark) and try it in mixed drinks with a niceginger ale- not too spicy- so you get the flavor of the bourbon, but it's still mellow. See if you're picking up what bourbon is…

Luckily for me I've been cautiously storing small amounts of it in my blood for the last 15 years. If things get really bad I'll just tap myself like a maple tree.

Both shortages are awful news. I just put bourbon into my chocolate pecan pie. I guess we better enjoy it while it lasts.