May I live to run a sub-4:45 marathon at age 70.

I don’t know. But it’s funny (not really) that I typed this earlier, thinking how that was the single most heartbreaking and disappointing time in my TV watching experiences and just now I got hit with one that surpasses that one. So now I don’t hate him the most. My #1 hatred spot has been taken by Showtime.

Oh, I have. Since he killed Rita in Dexter!!!

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

Poor Harry.

I feel like this movie is only going to be funny if it ends in her killing them all.

Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.

Oh I know. Still funny though.

Hah that’s true. Her, John John Kennedy, and Madonna.

I mean, it’s Sonja with the sexy J we’re talking about here. Take that “advisor” role comment with a grain of salt.

I wish I was the kind of person who could work the line, “How am I doing? Not great, bitch!” into casual social conversations.

I gave you a star. Is it bad that I am encouraging addiction? Conflicted.

I am so happy that RHONY is back! And Sonja is apparently drinking again, which will be a shit show.

That said, I might now get a bunch of handjob gifs when I google puppies... so that’s great.

I’ll take that under consideration

But I respect the fact that he always listens. It’s how he was in business. It’s how he is as president.

It may be a last gasp but it’s working. Article V is written such that the State Legislatures can call the convention, set the rules, and pass amendments (including a whole new Constitution) without any input from the Executive, the Judicial, or the voters. They need 38 states. They have 34.

I’m really really really trying to resist calling my super conservative Trump voting in laws and screaming at them that their votes put their son (skin cancer) and grandson (asthma) in very real danger and they can fuck right off.

Why are they still trying with this shit? Just to be fucking contrary? Just so they can remove all traces of Barack Obama?