People got together and made a life better, and they made a nurse... and someday that nurse is going to save a life. That’s paying it forward on a cosmic scale.

Make America Grope Again

That’s a real ad, isn’t it? Ugh.

I never got the barefoot part of barefoot and pregnant. I’d assume if anyone needs arch support it would be a pregnant woman.

White women voted for Trump in droves. We were/are our own worst enemies.

Make America Gag Again is right...

When your husband gives you some love punches for not fixing his yum-yums on time, you can take him to an arbitration hearing. Presided over by your husband. You have rights!

Shouldn’t your name be JarenJelaneyJalker, the eleventyseventh Duggar?

Confirming. I went to a ‘karaoke’ night for someone’s birthday in LA and it was inSANE.

I can back this up. I was more surprised that Tupper and Scott needed to be dubbed than I was that any of the actors were amazing singers.

Seriously, that’s some insane reasoning by that guy. What’s the appropriate reason? Work, dumbass. Does he not work or have businesses interactions with women that have involved lunch or some other meal? His reasoning seems to be that unless you are going to absolutely fuck a woman, you shouldn’t sit down and eat a…

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

My hatred of Matt Walsh knows no bounds. I grew up in a religiously conservative community and people like him piss me off. Fuck the patriarchal evangelical conservatism that passes for his brand of Christianity.

Man, you’re the worst kind of person.

Doctor: I’m sorry to inform you of this, but you have lung cancer.

*Chucks flag*

She should have been president...

Which is exactly the whole fucking point of that storyline, Jesus.