Dear FLOTUS,

1 game for every inch. This guy’s back in two weeks.

The BEST network!

Trump TV slogan contest:

Apparently, neither is anyone who works on the west coast.

Normally, I would totally agree with you, but this dog has on shoes and a matching hat.

Dear mediatakeout,

I’m going to laugh when these turn out to just be photos of Cate and Sandy hanging out for the day.

So apparently even Obama family functions have that asshole relative that supports Drumpf.

So according to Dr. Carson, the answer to the country’s problems is to put a known predator in charge.

What’s the over under that Lilo’s stripclub tagline is “where you can get grabbed in the pussy”?

Hey Camille,

Can you imagine how incredibly stupid someone would have to be to offer to give up their rights for that abominable man?!

And meanwhile, fivethirtyeight recently published a graphic which shows that if women were the only ones voting, the majority of the country would be blue (probably in more ways than one!). The ever mature response from Drumpf supporters and their ilk....

I’m sorry! To be fair though, they’re just words.

I hate myself for it, but I can’t be the only asshole that thought of a butt joke with that headline.

“There will be at least one team of 2 hired muscles (minimum) everywhere she goes.”

Oh please here comes he talking about how much he love Ivanka!

Apparently Trump is wearing the GOPs new fragrance, Desperation.

It’s locker room talk if you’re Sandusky and by pussy you mean a small boy.