GRAB OUR PUSSY!!!!

I took it that he had to put the moves on her. Where, as he is the millionaire, women (bitches) usually pursue him or at least that is what he is trying to imply.

Apparently, Drake’s swimmers are taking the polar plunge today.

It feels like they’re leaving the planet!!

I need to remember to talk to my therapist about the abandonment issues the Obamas are stirring up in me now that they are leaving. Don’t go, Michelle!!

I don’t disagree.

I’ve been saying empathy not sympathy. I’m also not sure why you felt the need to pass judgment on my ability to sympathize. That appeared out of left field. Nowhere did I say half a second. It appears you took “a moment in time” to be short. I meant it only cost time. I did not mean to imply a length.

You win.

To me, your comment implies she is somehow benefiting from this attention. She’s getting more attention than everyday people because everyday people aren’t in the public eye everyday, and it was an Ocean’s 14 level heist of a large piece of jewelry. Everyday people aren’t being robbed of $10 million in jewels.  

Right? When did rich people problems include being bound and gagged? And if that did happen, do other rich people know their problems now include this?

Does it matter that she may not show me any empathy? Should we only be empathetic to someone who would be empathetic to us? That seems sad. It isn’t as if it costs me anything but a moment of time to show empathy to someone else.

not a single person deserves the kind of treatment she received

The day after my boss rolled in with his bike shorts on, I rolled in with converse.

I hope she goes full Katy Perry on them and is made famous by a song about sin!

There’s a lot of strong jaw going on in this article. I’m thinking the Nolan twins can basically look at Jax to see how their lives will turn out.

Sadly, not quite the same, but thanks!

I miss when Kinja used to let us put comments on photos (or maybe that was pre-kinja), because Simone Biles excited face with POTUS and FLOTUS needs to be framed.

Katy Perry strikes me as someone who one day hopes to be “as cool” as Anne Hathaway.

Oh really? That’s too bad. I had a couple of cute shirts.

Fuck it. I was going to make a comment about her Bitten line with a photo, but Kinja is more annoying than a hair that has fallen from your head into your bra and you are some place where you are unable to fish it out.