She LITERALLY refers to the beach as her backyard.

“I want my daughter to have a good time. She never gets to go outdoors.” - Kelly

I’m in my late 30s and I like to blame the dumbing down of the masses on the Christian right movement that began in the 70s, specifically Jerry Falwell and his moral majority bullshit. I don’t know if there is any correlation, but since these vaccine guys never have to show an actual correlation, why should I.

Should we ask the Dixie Chicks?

In case you are having a good day and want to ruin it, check out this list of all the lies abortion doctors have to tell. They’re listed by state.

Ah, I get it. I had assumed she gave one to the Duggars in the corner.

Hey People, there are only seven kids in that photo so not really “Kate Gosselin and her 8...”.

Aw, bless your heart that you think 1,500 Americans just happened to get blown off their inner tube course and land in Canada. Too bad for them that they were returned. Guess we’ll have to cross off inner tubes as our mode of transport post-November.

Imagine the uproar if they banned folks from wearing crosses or covering their foreheads with ash.

I’m a 79-year-old trapped in a 29-year-old’s body.

Aw, thanks, Kate!! You guys really are the best!

Come on! It’s been 10 years. We’ve obviously improved as people, and as a Nation, immensely since then. I mean who wants to go back to 2006 with all the wars, skyrocketing house prices, and the Republicans holding both the House and Senate. Thank goodness those days are past us!

That’s only if Canada manages to get their wall up before the mass exodus in November.

Jacqueline reminds me of my BPD mother. Super manipulative and always the victim. Best of luck Ashley, CJ, and Nick. I recommend therapy early and often.

Any guesses what this assholes’s senior superlative was? I’m guessing...

That’s good to hear. I wasn’t sure if it was revoked or they originally got the wrong school. Hope you are correct!

Sadly, this comes on the heels of yet another former high school athlete getting special treatment after he sexually assaulted someone. Ladies of Ohio, beware that this rapist, David Becker, is apparently starting school there in the fall.

Now when they say Lochte pissed all over everything, did they really mean his pants?

I hope they get him on something dumb. Like outstanding parking tickets.

Probation differs and the courts appear to have some flexibility as to what is included: https://www.courts.state.co.us/Probation/FAQs…