Bring back Connor Shaw!!

Misery loves company, and she looks pretty fucking miserable. I’m guessing she thought 400K tweets wishing her well would make her feel better. It’s both funny and sad.

Yup, it costs about $1M more than life in prison. It has to do with the appeals, cost of housing someone on death row, etc. Here is an article from my town on the difference.

which they stick to with such ardor that you start looking for the electric shock collars keeping them in place.

I’m guessing the “09” in the screen name is the year they were born, so it means we’re all getting trolled by a 16 year old who needs attention.

I’m guessing a lot of these folks would also self identify as constitutionalists.

Awesome! Do you! I had eggplant parmesan and wine. :-)

It’s KENNY not KELLY. God damn, PC police, trying to change everyone’s name and shit.

Yes, they can. It is called traditional surrogacy. See here, here, and here.

Great point!

Is there some benefit to grouping all the incidents together? Does it have to happen this way? It seems to me that if the defense attorney is going after the victims’ of the assaults, then it would be advantageous to separate the grandmother from the other victims, since she has no record of anything they can spin to…

If you have to start your statement with a qualifier, “Not racist at all...” you might want to rethink your statement.

Preach!

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake aren’t going to vaccinate their children!

As opposed to all the other friendly wars.

Thanks, Jezebel police. What I said wasn’t rude and actually they hadn’t apologized before I posted. Next time you feel the need to police other people’s comment why don’t you just “lay off.”

Hey, post your picture, and we’ll try to guess your age. Come on, this could be fun.

• Judith Light is DL friends with a lot of super famous people, including Katy Perry. [Page Six]

S-A-M-O-A-S (this part should be sung) are the best. Ready to have your mind blown...samoa cake!

Grandpa? Is that you? Who taught you to use the computer!?!