You’re right I totally made it up, and it couldn’t possibly be implied from your comment. My mistake.

I’m sorry, but are you saying that because there is a finite amount of research funding that other research should be prioritized over research on women’s health? Did I read that correctly?

That is a perfect description of her behavior.

I can’t imagine how anyone can possibly disagree with research to improve women’s health. I mean that is why they closed all those abortion clinics, right? They were worried about women’s health.

Agreed. For whatever reason, Brandi seems to be attracted to relationships where someone who mothers her. Kim needed to feel needed, particularly because she was feeling lonely. They enable each other. It’s extremely toxic.

Spoke to my father about this just a few hours ago. He was a police officer for 20+ years. He never shot his gun in that entire time and he said that if you are afraid of a cell phone, you should probably find another career besides being a police officer.

Oh that’s right. I had forgotten about that. Sorry!

That guy is dumb, because I think we all know that all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy.

I don’t understand your question (and maybe I’m missing some joke?!) but I was talking about Obama doing blow and giving or receiving blowjobs. I think the dude who came out with the story was Sinclair.

My favorite Obama conspiracy when he was running was the rumor that he did coke and gave blowjobs in the back of limousines when he was in Chicago.

Yup, nothing says hard ass like muttering insults under your breath while not actually looking at the person. What a terrible human being.

Done. I’m going to pair them with my “Button My Fly” shirt.

I like that idea. Although my fellow federal workers in cube land may not enjoy the thong song as much as I did in college.

Every time a “let it go” ring tone goes off Adele Dazeem gets her wings.

The Thong Song.

Right?! What is that? And a single tomato. Maybe she was going to make corn salsa for her week of mexican refried rice salad.

Right?! I’ve been staring at her photo for a few minutes and for the life of me I can’t come up with 7 meals from one onion and seven limes.

Wow, double bummer. Well here is a whole list of free birthday stuff. Maybe check some of those out.

Bummer that you missed it friend. You can at least sign up to get some free Baskin Robbins on your birthday.

“since convict Teresa Giudice’s home was recently put back on the market by her husband, Joe”