Sure, let’s go with that.

Photos or it didn't happen.

IT IS NOT A COINCIDENCE THAT THIS DAY FALLS ON FREE ICE CREAM CONE DAY AT BEN AND JERRY'S. AND YES, I MEANT TO YELL THIS.

Thanks for letting us know.

I enjoy these fellas, and they have beautiful children. And I hate people that pick on other people’s parenting. However, I’m going to be that asshole and say that it makes me a little nervous that the only “vegetable” they named was a caper.

Pretty sure if Rih was snorting cocaine, she’d be using a hundred dollar bill and not what looks like a joint.

“Get all the AIDS in there.”

Announcer 1: “That could be the play of the year!”

Best of luck to you! I started my new job 5 weeks ago, and I still can’t find the damn supplies.

WaPo did an article about who has announced and who probably will. There are a couple more possible democrat contenders, but I doubt any of them will make it that far.

I think all those women that would have liked to have an abortion but are now being forced to carry a baby to term should start leaving those babies on Mary Fallin’s front door.

No way, girl. A lot of us have them. Wear them with pride!

I’d have to agree. Her pupils look strange or something, and I say this as a SJP fan so no snark here.

Dr. Oz thinks Giuliana Rancic is “too skinny.” Okay.

If you don’t want to run the risk of sitting next to a female and getting some of her femaleness on you, then buy the row.

By female air marshals.

And sharks. There is a lot of flying over water, and we all know if one drop falls in, the shark frenzy will begin. It’s like the F/As are taking the passengers lives for granted.

Just cyber stalked Jenny Slate (as you should) on twitter and saw this video:

SO EXCITED!! And no Jason Biggs. YES!!!