Wasn’t the same movie premise just used in that Jennifer Lopez neighbor movie? And who wants to see these permateens (thanks MilliLu for my new word) hook up with older ladies? It feels very statutory to me.

I’d like to be invited to this party, please.

The most shocking part of this article for me is that being born in 1980 puts me on the cusp of being a millennial.

So she painted her face with metallic paint. Uh, I think I saw that on an episode of House and it did not turn out well.

Or, as if, you were lying. People are so dumb.

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True. True. I got confused when she said “best of the best”. I mean look at this guy.

Mrs. Obama are you on Jez again?

Real boobs. This is obvious as most of the bottles are falling to the side.

Are you a New Englander by chance? My best friend is from Mass and that was the first time I heard “nips”. The town I went to in college actually only served liquor from mini bottles. Airlines and South Carolina - keeping mini-bottles/nips in business.

Oh, are they? I couldn’t tell from the photos. Here are some pinterest suggests, some better than others.

Excuse me, Mr. Finger. I don’t know what you have against mini-bottles but they are not trash.

I’m not 100% sure, but based on conversations with my relative, it appears they’re doing it sort of as a homage to all the crazy, amazingly awful, lifetime movies around.

A family member of mine works with Will and she said it is legit. They were wanting to do one for a while.

Best Lifetime Movie Ever = A Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story staring Meredith Baxter

Right?! Someone obviously never saw the first episode of Six Feet Under.

She was probably high at the time.

Sadly, I wasn’t there so I only heard about it after the fact. I thought the funniest part was that my sister believed her knowing that she had a hysterectomy several years before this.

Uh, a gun free zone? That’s just asking for trouble!

What about when my mom, who at the time was in her late 50s, told my sister she was pregnant? Thoughts?