I think this goes without saying, but BrianD>Kevin Jonas.

Yes, but in your 10,000 days were you both in a boy band and a building contractor?!

My favorite gym pick-up line is when they ask to spot you...in the sauna.

Somehow that seems even more absurd.

I'm sorry, is she in a church here? And if so, is she allowed to be?

No, I know. I was just kidding. The idea of it is actually terrifying, but saying anything that serious in a non-serious way always strikes me as funny.

Because it's always funny until it happens to someone you love.

I didn't delve too far into the page. Why is this person blue? Is vaginal mesh only appropriate for Smurfette?

I think it is part of Jez's war on women.

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To be fair, "chocha" is pretty indecent. I mean, how old is that word?! Update your lyrics, Missy. We're calling it a vajayjay these days.

I doubt it will lead to an arrest, but she's still a pretty famous actress, and I would guess people would visit her twitter after reading the article. If anything, it might out these morons for the assholes they are.

STOP NEPOTISM NOW!!!

Uh, can someone get a hold of that email list? Lot of ladies on there that I would like to invite to my next tequila party.

I bet he left because of those bangs.

Unless Mr. Guidice hasn't has a decent meal since Teresa went away, these photos would have to be old. He's less bloated and round than usual.

Hopefully, she'll make it up to him by giving him a himmler on the way to prom.

Thank you! I lived in Juneau for three years, and no one else there seemed to understand why this name was funny. To be fair, the name "glory hole" is related to the Treadwell mine that was once very active in that area: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treadwell… It is still the funniest shelter name I've ever seen.

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Dr. Ruth is a national treasure.