Pretty sure they all should have realized Cutler was a bad decision-maker when he married the girl from the hills.

How can this woman possibly be leading in the polls!?!

Can someone please ask all the CEOs that call the governor what they think of this law?

You guys are being too rough on this dude. He's a ginger. He knows what it is like to be oppressed.

I wonder how many of these kids will eventually come out of the closet.

Someone needs to put this on a t shirt.

He is referring to Anna Gunn, who played his wife on Breaking Bad.

I think it was right after, "I can't be racist, I sleep with black people," went out. But it was definitely before, "It's not racist, I just really like their culture," became common.

Hey, Shonda...All the ones in real life are too.

Hallelujah!!

Steve Harvey operates a mentorship program for young, fatherless young men

Uh, did I just see Sigourney Weaver in this?

Messiah?

It should be a comedy. They could make jokes about how if you have a boy you only get 33 days off from church, but if you have a girl, you get the whole summer.

Uh, can we talk about how cute Malia was as a baby? And how much she looks like an almost grown up Malia.

I'm sorry these are your relatives. I have one crazy fundamentalist evangelical sister who would fit well with your mother and sister. My other sister, myself, dad and my mom are extremely liberal and open-minded people. Therefore, I would like to propose a trade. My crazy sister for yourself. What do you think?

You can get a whole bag of them in the hilarious game called, My Water Broke.

Imagine the heads exploding with this one. What would jesus do?

then a bunch of youngish white dudes climb on to say it was a joke, or that the feminist has no sense of humour, or that this is obviously unimportant and the feminist is wasting everyone's time, that she loves to be outraged about anything and everything, and she should shut up

A: For fathers to stop calling it babysitting when they are taking care of their own children.