The part of her post I find most disturbing are the almost 24,000 "likes" she received.

What's the point of chanting, "USA! USA! USA!" when you're at a domestic football game?!

I read the headline as

YES!! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!

I think you could have let go of that hope when they posted a recipe for quinoa with "motherfucking" cranberries.

As an online dating neophyte, can I ask how often you receive this uber creepy/offensive messages? I'm thinking of signing up for OKCupid when I move, and while it would be funny to get a few out of these, I don't want to sign up if 90% of the messages are going to be like this.

Sadly, she is not. In fact, she went the total opposite way. Her and husband became evangelical Christians who watch Fox and say things like "Nobama". It's quite sad.

I felt the same about someone calling her a whore.

Mama Walker was fine aside from a huge lump on her head and a headache. Sadly, this was a precursor to the awful that would be my brother-in-law's family.

Good move on your part. Aside from the liquor fueled insanity, you'll also be saved from a huge bill. Cheap or not, the open bar at my sister's wedding was the largest expense ($7K) because so many people were taking shots and having super pricey mixed drinks. And the only thing anyone remembers is the fight.

This happened at my sister's wedding about 15 years ago, and it was at a country club. The groom's aunt was trying to start an argument with my mom over some dumb shit to do with the engagement party. Management asked the aunt to leave and as they were escorting her and her family out, her son (21 years old) came up…

Why the judgment, Katie? She was just looking for a guy with a stable job.

Thanks! I'm assuming I'll be getting my complimentary welcome package with magic wand soon. Yay!

His profile photo is exactly what I had pictured. Let us know how your friendship goes.

Thank you! My anxiety is building just looking at that.

You have a lot of patience. My favorite part from that conversation was when he got mad you didn't text back for an hour and then complains about all the women who act like they're doing him a favor to respond. Uh, it sounds like he really needs replies, so yea, you were doing him a favor. Good job kicking that one to…

How do you have 323 mail messages? My OCD would be going CCRRAZZYYYY!!! You're such a rebel!!

NOOOOO! I'm in a boring science conference and they're talking about stock assessment models. You must link them, please!

And these are the guys that can't believe they're single!

I can only hope that since it took her so long to jump on the Pohler Bandwagon that she'll be joining the Anti-Woody brigade soon.