This seemed appropriate:

The only underachieving Altman brother?

Finally, a use for the single sock.

Aw thanks. I feel bad for them, because one would LOVE to be outside and tries to sneak out all the time. However, he is deaf, and it is would be dangerous for him to be out. I live in Alaska so we have bears and eagles, as well as other cats and dogs that could hurt him. This is the happy compromise.

Ding. Ding. Ding. We have a winner!!

President Obama Honors Fallen Law Enforcement Officers.

For the younger kids they're going with: Don't smoke grass, run on it!

I'm not the bachelor, have fun on the farm people

Karrueche Tran, graduate of the Chris Brown Apology Academy, 2014

I thought of that! I put a blanket down so that most of the sand can't come through the little holes. Phew! Could have been bad.

Uh, hi, I was told to come here with my faceblending request. Yes, I'd like to see a mash-up of Joe Manganiello and Jason Momoa. Please and thank you.

If the catio is out of your price range or you just don't have the room, you could try a cat tent. I bring both my indoor cats to the beach in this one. They love it!

Yes. Thank you! A quick announcement saying that they needed someone who doesn't mind having a seat that doesn't recline switch seats or they'd have to divert the plane would have solved the issue, and it would have shamed both adults for acting like children. An added bonus!

Such a gladiator.

Was the party a 7 year old's birthday party, because that is the only place those braids would be acceptable.

Sorry for being the wet towel, but this guy lost me the minute he said we would need a broom to sweep up all the names he was going to drop. No thanks.

They broke up a while ago.

That's what I heard. She mentioned it in the press room. No time to zip up.

A dating book in the works? 1) This guy has a terrible dating history so not sure who would want his advice (Chapter 2: How to break up with your addict girlfriend right after her NA/AA meeting), and 2) He can read?!?!

I'm not a violent person, but this dude's expression and this story makes me want to put a padlock around my finger and then punch him in the face with it.