"...asked if she wanted a cookie or anything."

Yup, he seems pretty obtuse. Here is one.

Was the lady in the last paragraph a real person? Or a funny/over-exaggerated story? Because that was WAY too much information. I was uncomfortable just reading it.

Have you missed his interviews? Talking about how Ferguson is a model for the world and that there are no racial divides in the town? He is a complete and utter moron.

"I heard Jay-z's real name is Chawn Sharter!" Love it!!

Director Brett (R)

When asked after the photo if the Rock wanted to say anything to his Latin American fans, the Rock responded, "Bonjour!"

I've never been more sad about the ban on gifs than I was after reading this sentence (aka a gif goldmine).

Sure looks like she's asking for it to me. I mean what's a guy to do when she's spreading her stream all over the place like that.

I've tried the app they're talking about. A friend had it on her phone, and she knows how susceptible I am to hypnosis (this sounds weird), so she wanted me to try it. I'm the first person to pass out at every comedy hypnotherapy thing we see. I've also had a therapist that used hypnosis to help with some anxiety…

Aw, I can remember my first catcall like it was yesterday. I was 12 and looked more mature than my age. I was visiting my sister in a quaint southern college town. The sun was setting as we walked down mainstreet. It was awesome. And then a car full of old dudes yelled at me that wanted to see my pussy. I couldn't…

I'm both a little afraid and a little turned on.

Don't we all!

"Taken just before Ms. Middleton's laugh quickly turned to horror as it finally just hit her that one day she'll be the Queen of England."

The youngest, his third, seems like a nice kid too.

Aaaaand my JGL crush is officially in full effect.

There are so many things wrong with this video. Aside from the anger and total overreaction he is talking about, can we mention that this asshole is obviously taking a video while driving. I hate this guy.

Well the one I linked to (which now appears to be suspended) is the one that was sending out the tapes yesterday and doxxed the officer. If I'm remembering correctly they were also verified.

I read a response that it will be state and federal law enforcement, which would make sense. I'll try to find the link.

Well I agree with your sentiment. Sadly, I saw quite a few people passing around the photo and writing gross things on her twitter and instagram. I think it would take a while to round them all up.