Ok, that Legal Seafood Story? If you swapped “early nineties” for “late nineties”and “Steven Tyler” for “Nomar fucking Garciaparra!!” I could have written that story. I also hosted at that Legals, I also dealt with three hour waits and I also met one of my heroes and got him a table as soon as I could. Unfortunately,…

Hush up with the science. We wants us a cheeseburger.

Today I was so tired by the time I got home from work I made an egg on toast and ate some peanut butter out of the jar. I haven’t washed the frying pan or the spoon.

Right, but unless you’re at the Gem Saloon ordering a drink from that cocksucker Al Swearwengen, you should nevernever just order “Whiskey”, because very few bars will just have one kind.

Wouldn’t it be lovely if your world actually exisited. But it doesn’t. People are fired, kicked out of thier homes, beaten, raped and murdered for being gay in the real world.