Moon Cups for the win! I tried the Diva Cup first, HATED it. Gave the moon cup a try and so glad I did!!

“I was skeptical, too. I hate new ideas, especially if they are popular. “

My thought was Spanish diva, like Maria Callas somehow reporting in from the 22nd century.

“It’s all wrapped up in money. It’s Hollywood, we’re not at church!”

I love the deep discomfort with which this article and we in general treat an earnest statement by a comedian.

Sounds like you have a fat personality to me. /s

From my time spent with my Panamanian ex and his family, flaca/o means skinny. Not “pretty woman.” I know because both myself and my ex’s mom are pretty skinny women and Sr. and Jr. used to call us by that name.

Anytime my friends and I go to music festivals we play a game called “Find your ass on another person” and it’s SHOCKING how hard it is! I just look for my moms but 10000x’s bigger. god speed Mori

There is only ONE thing of Taylor Swift’s that I would like to own. Her bank account.

For shaaaaaaaame.

My nemesis in college did this in Amherst when she had a $20,000 trust fund and it made me want to punch her in the face and honestly I feel the same way about this person because I am a slave to consumerism and misery loves company.

Yep. I keep hearing about how great I look with my recent weight loss and it’s like, I’m sick...What happens when I get better?

“The worse it got, the more positive feedback I was getting. Inside I was really unhappy, but outside, people were like, ‘Wow, you look great.’”

and that’s exactly why I’m terrified to try it. I know I’m going to love it even more than I love my zzzquil tabs I have* to hit every night.

Um ok. I’m off to book tickets for next year.

does it to the ladies

#everythingtastesbetterthanskinnyfeels

Is there maybe an episode where Dougall just runs around naked? I would like to watch that episode.

“My closest adviser is my wife. It’s nice to have one of the smartest people in business as your life partner, and someone you have dinner with and breakfast with.”

I highly recommend Shirley Jackson for easily read, understood, elegant prose. She’s a wonder.