Kim Kardashian is a gift that never stops giving. Never since Jesus on the cross have we seen someone give so much.

Isn’t/wasn’t she married to a hockey player?

So I understand this is a post about celebrities “outing” themselves as nerds, but I still can’t believe you missed the most obvious one of all.

There was a blog about a woman who can sew. I think she bought a lot of big dresses and altered them? One a day, I believe, for a year? It looked ok on the picture, but I'm sure there were a few that looked horrible in real life.

And, by playing video games, you avoid leaving your home and spending money at a bar, on girls, etc!

And people wonder why I shop at thrift stores and shady outlet stores with strange knockoff brands.

Tracking it no longer involves “a fair bit of math”. I have a very difficult, complex three step system that I use to track every single expense and keep them all organized in categories so I can easily keep an eye on my spending. I actually devised this system based on some tips from Lifehacker.

“Did Obama just admit that an Islamic Callisee is heading towards the West? Tune in to FOX tonight to find out!”

Obama’s comic timing is amazing. I adore his deadpan snark delivery.

“Khaleesi is coming to Westeros!” Was the best damn part.

I didn’t expect him to be THRILLED but his reaction was way over the top, right?!

“She says she is passionate about avoiding gluten, dairy and coffee, but doesn’t really understand how cancer works.”

“Looks like I’m going to a fucking barbecue”

I’m probably going to get lost in the greys, but here goes.

Jaime at the stones. I cried like a baby, this was always my favorite part of the book, but the way they did it, ugh so good!! “On your feet soldier.” •dead•

Ned’s a good egg. More of him, please.

I’m more concerned for Ned than I am for Geillis! Such a sweetheart!

I went on a trip to Nantucket with my family when I was 15 and got a book about the whaling industry and the Essex. The only think I remember from the book is that the wives of sailors all had dildos, which they called, 'he's-at-homes.' Good job, New England puritans. I didn't know you had it in ya. Pun ... whatever…