Everyone knew that first babies always came a month or two early. Just a medical fact, y’all.

IRL here.

Personally, I don’t like using an ereader. But that doesn’t mean that it’s not real reading if you do use one! It’s still the same book, it’s just not printed on paper. AND THE IRONY of:

if a maiden be graceful, doth not her grace become still more charmingly enhanced by the very poetry of motion?

Every single person who is going through a break up or divorce needs to stop dishing out bitter advice to singles and SHUT UP. After my sister got a divorce she hates life, men and love. She says things like "All men are THE SAME. All men are horrible. Love is not real. Marriage is stupid." I was dating this really…

dunno man, thus far seems like the shower/poop thing is usually always complimented with giggles n some quality diddling.

Oh god, yes. Why I thought dating a 23 year old dude was cool when I was 17, I do not know now. Now, it’s just creepy.

Must be fun around set with her and Jon Snow. An endless contest to see who can take themselves more seriously.

That’s cute. I thought I knew everything at the wee age of 17 too. Also thought that dating older guys was ~cool~

Ah, if only she knew how much 17 (depressingly) feels like yesterday.

That is literally what both my cell phone and my sewing box look like. It is not a good look. I have Hello Kitties, Sophia the Firsts, and El Bartos (Bart Simpson’s super hero alter ego).

My entire goal with my tattoos is to not look like a kid attacked me with a book of stickers.

I’d get something original and beautiful and absurdly expensive. Like a collab between Guy Aitchison and Michele Wortman.

I find the best way to avoid awkward interactions is to bring some food to gatherings. Kale chips are an awesome icebreaker.

I don’t see how anyone can say this about POCs and not be racist. Like, hot is hot. I don’t think there’s a single race out there where I was like, naw, all billion of you are just not good sorry.

The only problem with that movie is that Kirsten Dunst’s love interest is such a DOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCHE.

People in the comments keep saying that he's talking about his "sex life." But he isn't. He's talking about his marriage. Saying that he's in an open relationship isn't anymore info than saying he's in a closed one (or a gay one or any other kind of marriage parents might not like). He's not talking about how many…

I agree with you.

Relationships are complicated and it is so easy to say "Just cut them off." Harder to do in practice. I love and hate my mom. She is a narcissistic controlling person who thinks that I'm an extension of her with no thoughts and opinions of my own. To say this has caused problems is putting it nicely. But she is…

There's a difference between an open marriage and bringing your husband AND side piece to Thanksgiving.