I am so sorry that you are in this place. It is terrifying, and when things are going badly it seems to take up all of the universe.

Yes.

Aw man, I was 32 when I got married (3 years ago). But my husband was only 27. So can I assume I am more likely to get divorced than he is?

Maybe she’s just raunchy?

“She even started saving for gender reassignment surgery at the age of five.”

Can I get a 64 percent list price? I’m a black woman and it’s an even larger disparity for us. Holla at me.

Does it count if you go sit in front of a nearby body of water with a 6-pack and chill together? Because I plan to moon it up like that. $7.99 + gas.

Adultosaur might end our friendship over this, but I just really can’t stand T. Swift’s overly-curated Insta-life. And I say this as someone who loves her music and also her cats.

Or, perhaps, they asked her about all the good work she’s been doing with refugees, not her escapades as a twnty something. Just to be polite, you know.

I related to this so much. I attracted a lot of attention in my twenties, but very few of the men who were attracted to me, especially older men, were actually interested in dating me, or even getting to know me. They wanted my attention, they were hoping I was easy to fuck, but that was all.

I feel like there is a false analogy comparing this to the Apple Music deal. With Apple, there is an agreement that every time song X plays, the artist gets a cut. Apple wanted to stop paying that agreement on the grounds that they weren’t charging for it, which is their burden to bear, not the artists. With the…

A lot of my pals who are musicians have been posting about this on Facebook and I’m kinda Team Taylor on this. There are AMAZING concert photographers out there, sure, I’ve worked with a lot of them and my one pal who is in a long term relationship with a photographer AND in a touring band basically posted: “What…

Perhaps you and I should become the biggest T Swift fans. Voluminous evidence suggests she is a class act.

So now they got bad blood.

That could be a reference to ‘Blank Space’, where she wrecks her beau’s car with a golf club (I know more about all things TSwift than I care to admit!). Paging adultosaur for confirmation.

Yeah I’m not always the biggest T Swift fan but she seems completely right here. If Apple wants to lure people in with a free trial, which is a totally standard marketing move, it’s on them to pay for it as part of their promotion costs. A hotel offering a free night’s stay to new visitors wouldn’t be able to forgo…

At least, she stays true to form - still no belly button

Pussy > veloci-posse.

Oh god. Not the two most beloved, sorta goofy, sexy ass mofos in Hollywood. Together. I’m going to be on a nonstop yessssssgasm ride into the sunset.

And what does my husband have to say about this? “But does she have a raptor squad? No? Girl ain’t legit.”