"how in the hell would people even agree to be divided like this in the first place?!"

That was my problem with the first film.. I can cope with distopian fantasies providing I can feel that, in some way, there could be a path from this world to the rules of how their world works.

I think that this Cinderella isn't really a "pretty and fragile victim", though. Sure, she's pretty, and she's definitely ill-used by her stepmother and stepsisters, but she is instead portrayed as someone who has her own inner strength from her sense of self and the love her parents gave her—someone who is determined…

Even though the picture was taken last century, I'm still like...

I totally understand this. I feel like I don't fit in the class I'm in now, but I no longer fit in the class I used to be in either. It's a weird impostor status that I have found hard to shake.

And to think, if you guys had only elected Mitt Romney then right now I could be finding out which was the best Mumford.

My friend wanted to get me one and it was like, 30 bucks. I was, like, "word? seriously?"

Dear Ms./Mrs/Mr/Whatever Prefix Suits Your Fancy/ Merlan,

When I was a child and I would tearfully yell "YOU DON'T LOVE MEEEE!" at my mother, she often replied, "I love you very, very much and I don't like you AT ALL right now."

Semi-related: Kelly Ripa keeps her marriage easy because she sends her husband Mark Consuelos "butt selfies" and has sex with him as much as possible.

JayZ and Beyonce went to Taylor Swift's birthday party, but skipped Kim and Kanye's wedding and Rihanna's Diamond Ball? Oh the shade...

OK. Blossom.

ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ADULTOSAUR GOING TO WORK

"perfect business tiara? sounds like an article i need to read!" things i said to my coworkers.

... don't you mean a "A Nation of Bros has its life choices re-affirmed?"

sooo if i'm really drunk then i can use the pull out method 33% more effectively. thanks for the info!

Fuck, the 90's were bad ass.

Haven't you won enough internets already?

Zoe's husband and Jared Leto should have a Jesus-off, which is like a walk off but with wine.