Imma hold out for the pornhub version.
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I used to irrationally hate on Anne, then one day I decided to stop. I can now say with pride that I no longer hate Anne Hathaway and will continue to support her clothing choices and haircut however heinous they are.
Yes, he really looks like he loves it. I know I would!
He's going to be very surprised when he realizes how little time she has to go on vacations to Brad Pitt's house.
Woman could wear a potato sack and still look amazing.
I really enjoyed this headline:
For years, everyone in the world has misunderstood Kristen Stewart's compressed emotional range. They thought it meant she was a limited actress; it means nothing of the kind. She is John Wayne being forced to play the Maureen O'Hara character. Give her a rail to lean against during a sunset, a military jacket, a…
The beast from X-Men was the boy in About A Boy!
I feel like JLaw is what Gwyneth *could* have been. When she was younger and dating Brad Pitt and/or Ben Affleck, she seeemed a lot more down-to-earth than she does now. She was more of a chick, and not this ethereal being, if you see what I'm getting at.
Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.
I think it's the love: the constant, steady sense that your parents love you and will take care of you. I had that from my mother, and so while she had to work two jobs during my childhood and she wasn't around as much as I would have liked, I felt secure in her love no matter what. My father, on the other hand, was a…
King Kanye, of House West, first of his name.
I'm pretty sure Kanye is a king, of the House of West, not Prince Kanye of the Wests. Prince/Princess rank isn't majesty! It's highness (sometimes serene). I totally agree that Kim is a princess of the House of Kardashian. Get your titles right, Jezebel! Gosh it's like you don't study the monarchy as obsessively as I…
I'm a huge hater of these two, and I think they look great too.
IDGI. I mean, I could do without her shoes, but I think they both look phenomenal. Sure, I wouldn't wear either outfit to Target, but I also wouldn't wear my Target yoga pants to a Balmain runway show.
YES. My church at home is just like this - it fills me with comfort as soon as I walk through the doors.
I remember I went with my cousin to this non-denominational church she used to attend when she was "born-again". There were many things that didn't sit right with me during the sermon and then at the end of the service they set up two chairs at the front of the church complete with velvet ropes and security personnel…
The Pastor of the church I attended when I grew up would be considered a "hot Pastor". He really was. I was 14 years old and even then I could tell this 31 year old stunner was something. His wife ended up cheating on him with an older member of our church, a noted doctor. They divorced and the Pastor was forced out…
Hot Pastor sounds like an entry on Urban Dictionary.