tell your kids you love them every single day. that should do it.

Because they hate themselves. I knew someone like that once, and that was the truth for her.

where would they get the skin... Scarring? I have many questions if this is NOT a hoax

The Manta page for her massage parlor Alisha's Golden Touch now reads "Provider of Internet Hoaxes" and "Specialist in massage for three-breasted women.

somebody get me a historically accurate fan and some smelling salts

All I could say during this episode was "Too much forehead!!!" and "BUTTS."

Because caring about climate change doesn't mean wanting to revert to us being small bands of hunter-gatherers. You can have a developed, sustainable society.

i would lose my shit with glee if they dated.

Guys, Ariana Grande makes me mega uncomfortable. Although "sexy My Little Pony" might be a more accurate description.

Counting cards takes some math skills. I thought Matt Damon was the mathy one in that duo?

I can't hate Ben Affleck. I bet he makes really good waffles on Saturday morning and never talks while Game of Thrones is on.

So does Miley do the entire concert in her underwear? I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that she is able to make a living doing music, like people will actually pay to see her doing her stoner dances on stage while shouting lyrics. And I don't even know what to say about the fake ass. Maybe they'll give her a…

How much are y'all offering for the unaltered originals?

Meh. Is a woman hitting on a male doctor really all that different than men hitting on a female nurse? (Other than the power dynamics) It all stems from the same place I think.

Aw, I don't know what I expected to read here, but that first one about new life and family instead of sickness and death made me smile all big. ^___^

One of the hottest doctors I've ever seen delivered my second son (via c-section). Nothing like having a crush on someone who's seen your insides! After my son was born, and the doc was sewing me up, I said to my midwife, "Make sure he puts my insides back the way he found them, OK?", and from behind the drape, he…

one immediately after her abortion

According to my best friend, who is neither male nor a gynecologist, the answer is "looking at poons all day." No male gynecologist will convince us otherwise.

Maybe that's the point. With that strapped to her there's no way she can escape!

Also, she's totally with Kristoff at the end. The movie doesn't say all men are bad, just you know, the evil double crossing one.